Things Seen Driving Home from Ontario, OR on a Foggy Afternoon


As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Wednesday found me in Ontario, OR (& later Payette, ID & Weiser, ID) for a large portion of the day—left at 6:40 a.m. & beat my 5:00 p.m. guitar student to the house by about five minutes.

Yesterday almost all the land between here &
Ontario was under an inversion: “warm air aloft,” & frozen fog down below. It’s pretty to look at, but it’s hard to drive thru, & it’s hard to breathe, especially if you’ve got a pulmonary system that’s been somewhat battered by genetics & a youth spent smoking cigarettes. The frozen fog occurs quite often in winter in the western valleys; it’s also referred to as “pogonip,” a Native American word. But the landscape between here & Ontario has a sort of stark & dilapidated beauty, somehow enhanced by the gray air, & I hope this list conjures some pictures.

  • A water tower adverting “Spanish Onions” displaying a cartoon dancing onion
  • Gray ice & dirty snow surrounding pressure-treated fence posts
  • 3 horses (2 roans & a dappled white horse) & 2 burros in a muddy corral right next to Oregon State Road 201
  • A home in “Rialto Ranches” sub-division with plywood cutout Christmas decorations on the front yard's cyclone fence (Mickey Mouse & Santa Claus) & a steer grazing in the backyard
  • A bend in the placid & partially frozen Snake River
  • An old, faded black-&-white painted sign advertising “Starfall Farms”
  • A dormant, skeletal cherry orchard
  • A slack barbed wire fence held together with a number of splices, & also draped with orange baling twine, leading to a mailbox topped with a Santa Claus figure
  • A yellow sign on a lawn showing tablets listing the 10 Commandments
  • A nautically themed house (complete with miniature lighthouse & seagull figurine in the front yard) on the banks of the Snake River
  • “Oregon Thanks You – Please Come Again”
  • The Snake River, revisited
  • “Idaho is Too Great to Litter”
  • A snowman wearing a red cap & with stick arms open widce standing on the lawn of a trailer house in Payette, ID
  • An old brick building banded across the top with white lettering against a black background: “Rinelli Fruit Co.”
  • A fireman weathervane atop the Payette firehouse
  • An old white wooden building with a tin roof & the painted sign: “Christian Feed Mill”
  • A snow-covered soccer field with no nets in the goals standing next to an Idaho Power construction site
  • Goats grazing underneath an old-style metal windmill
  • Various large stacks of hay bales, both exposed to the elements & tarped
  • Train tracks
  • A lavender doublewide with lavender outbuildings
  • 1 black faced sheep grazing; 1 all white sheep lying down
  • A kestrel swooping into the tall grass emerging from snow beside the train tracks
  • York metal silos
  • Stacks & stacks of pallets beside the corrugated metal buildings of For Rivers Packing
  • An old brick schoolhouse with a bell tower: now Weiser WICAP & Head Start
  • A wooden sign reading “Rocks, Fossils, Art Gallery” next to a large orange Tyrannosaurus Rex fashioned from an unknown material
  • The Weiser River runnig under a concrete bridge
  • The Beehive Family Restaurant displaying a wood cut-out of an Angus steer
  • A tarot & tattoo shop next to the Weiser Christian Church
  • The orange corrugated buildings of Western Timber across the street from the cemetery
  • A 40s vintage bright yellow pick-up with a sign in its bed stating: “States Produce Closed for the Season”
  • Painted statues of a grizzly & an elk on opposite sides of a driveway
  • Bitterbrush & sagebrush rising out of the snow
  • Trees, shrubs & grass frosted white with frozen fog
  • Cattle grazing on frosted white grass
  • A crow gliding thru the gray air above Mann Creek
  • Sunlight starting to burn thru as I head up the south face of Midvale Hill
  • Bright sun on brilliant white snow at the summit: 3,338 feet
  • Fog like an endless blue-gray cloudbank in the rearview mirror
  • Descending into an endless blue-gray sea of fog halfway down the northern slope
  • Wild turkeys scratching for grit beside US highway 95
  • Tall trees completely frosted white along the Weiser River Trail as it cuts thru the Midvale, ID town park
  • The Weiser River frozen & gray below dark, snow-dappled cliffs as the highway winds thru the Weiser River canyon south of Cambridge, ID
  • The Frontier Motel’s sign proclaims they have served “1 happy guest & 0 grouches since Jan 1”
  • An electrical sign in the shape of Santa Claus driving a tractor attached to the side of the Farmer’s Supply Co-Op; the sign isn’t illuminated at this hour
  • Two RVs parked in a Quonset style building
  • Large hay shelters holding big square hay bales
  • A lot of junk autos & old farm equipment next to a tumbledown barn near the Washington County/Adams County line
  • Sunshine emerging & Council Mountain becoming brilliant white to the east
  • The old schoolhouse behind the closed Alpine Store
  • The trailer house where we got a bantam hen & rooster almost 10 years ago
  • Our llama Penelope kneeling down, camel style, inside our corrugated loafing shed; Mo the alpaca standing nearby
  • The willow beside our house sparkling white with fog crystals catching the late afternoon sun

Top pic: Downtown Ontario, OR with water tower in the distance
Bottom pic: Frosted trees along the Weiser River Trail in Midvale, ID