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Pupil (after mature deliberation). "Fump-Fump."
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Take Five
Paul has a friend! And Art lays his friendship down like a bridge over Paul's troubled head.
Moustache Art... my latest YouTube creation LOL
Moustache Art... my latest YouTube creation LOL
Thought for the Day
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
Joan Rivers.
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Jay Leno.
"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries."
W.J. Cameron.
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning.
"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them."
P.J. O'Rourke.
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
Larry Wilde.
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Johnny Carson.
"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
Bill Watterson.
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
Kin Hubbard.
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space."
Dave Barry.
Joan Rivers.
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Jay Leno.
"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries."
W.J. Cameron.
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning.
"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them."
P.J. O'Rourke.
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
Larry Wilde.
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Johnny Carson.
"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
Bill Watterson.
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
Kin Hubbard.
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space."
Dave Barry.
Humor
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
Joan Rivers.
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Jay Leno.
"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries."
W.J. Cameron.
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning.
"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them."
P.J. O'Rourke.
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
Larry Wilde.
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Johnny Carson.
"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
Bill Watterson.
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
Kin Hubbard.
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space."
Dave Barry.
Humor
Peanuts - Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass
with Squirrel sitting in....
A simple animated photo and song mix I put together.
with Squirrel sitting in....
A simple animated photo and song mix I put together.
Humor
Star Wars Trumpet Solo - Stacey Hedger
Star Wars Kid gets a sweet soundscape courtesy of Stacy Hedger
Star Wars Kid gets a sweet soundscape courtesy of Stacy Hedger
Humor
Chris Cocker Video Crying about Britney Spears
Is Chris acting or does he need to get a life? You decide.
Is Chris acting or does he need to get a life? You decide.
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